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#1 gamma

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Posted 02 December 2014 - 06:13 PM

Another good one..
Anchor capital... Because giving us your money to invest is like throwing a large chunk of metal into the ocean..

Not good imagery for an investment house
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#2 Mr.Balls

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Posted 02 December 2014 - 04:47 PM

Gijima is running thier share price to the ground and Resource Generation is so far generating disappointment

Gijima sounds like a samurai who's going to fall on his sword...


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#3 gamma

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Posted 02 December 2014 - 04:35 PM

Hope they speak zulu!

Vunani is actually a cool Zulu word.

Its the instruction to "Reap".


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Posted 02 December 2014 - 04:24 PM

I have to add

Vunani

 

be sure not to confuse your V with a P

 

Seriously..They're taking you for a P**S

 

Vunani is actually a cool Zulu word.

 

Its the instruction to "Reap".


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Yes, I will take your money!  :ph34r:


#5 gamma

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Posted 02 December 2014 - 12:46 PM

MPact ... not that bad but a bit of a tongue twister.

Reminds me of the word impact also.

 

Another one along these lines is Eqstra...I feel sorry for their corporate branding people..


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Posted 02 December 2014 - 12:15 PM

MPact ... not that bad but a bit of a tongue twister.

Reminds me of the word impact also.


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Posted 02 December 2014 - 09:56 AM

Gijima - because they don't seem to be running anything
Resource Generation - also not generating any resources currently  :P


Gijima is running thier share price to the ground and Resource Generation is so far generating disappointment
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Posted 02 December 2014 - 09:51 AM

I have to add
Vunani
 
be sure not to confuse your V with a P
 
Seriously..They're taking you for a P**S


Ha ha ha Gamma, i hope no one misprints the name on their annual reports one day
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#9 gamma

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Posted 02 December 2014 - 09:33 AM

I have to add

Vunani

 

be sure not to confuse your V with a P

 

Seriously..They're taking you for a P**S


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Posted 02 December 2014 - 09:20 AM

Gijima - because they don't seem to be running anything

Resource Generation - also not generating any resources currently  :P


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#11 Mr.Balls

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Posted 02 December 2014 - 09:18 AM

On the lighter side.. 

 

My two favourites:

 

Assore

Crookes Brothers

 

ATTACQ, next property group to list ====> DEFEND


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#12 gamma

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Posted 02 December 2014 - 09:15 AM

On the lighter side.. 

 

My two favourites:

 

Assore

Crookes Brothers


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