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[ZoomZ]

haha cheeky BC...

 

......yeah definitely...surprised it took so long....but I called it  down today...covered 817 first time...when 830 cant hold you know its 660 we go...that cant hold ..550 we go....500 make or break for today....and certainly when Swiss broke hard down...(btw easy trade on pivot and round number break down for pivot boys..like me..errrrr bias down on pivot break).

 

Btw I meant Dow 4 hour test 155 ema not daily..apologies..

 

either way here we are at 47600...hope the dudes went short..bias was short...no long in  sight for now....if alsi bounces again without now trend closing 47033 i'd be shocked....all markets pointed lower IMO. review if 47830 tested and holds otherwise add shorts on rallies. this boat going down.

 

alsi slightly cheap here IMO...a little bounce to 830 would balance values...should not hold though.

Edited by ZoomZ, 20 October 2015 - 11:40 AM.

[bear catcher]

HI Z running out of steam I mean the Alsi

[ZoomZ]

what a nice surpresa...alsi negative ..shorts paid...today markets have no direction none...suspended animation of valuations ....bias negative of course...but without impetus. dow chart seems like it wants to test 155 ema daily..which of course does imply alsi at 47600. or lower.but swiss flat...market looking for guidance. almost all markets at pivots of some sort.no positions ATM

[ZoomZ]

alsi back at 48074...nice. zoomz short overnight. not good..markets may be higher  indeed.

[ZoomZ]

Vern called ...says he's got 2 fresh heads ..still dripping...for me if interested...he was thinking...

 

And I asked him what that felt like.....

 

That as it seems like ..."I enjoy visiting south america I would be interested in like head shrinking or something"...says these heads "..are more valuable than normal shrunken heads from  Latam jungles...because these heads are fresh...and he knows the names of the victims...they are Headlamp Hooter Haskins...and Ballbearring Bezuidenhout......2 alsi techies that work at Alsi and that let the price go above 48074.....whilst he was and I quote ...'He was f@kken in charge of Alsi"...

 

I declined...sheesh I just meet the guy....creepy

[ZoomZ]

check back at 48074...but not over it... Yar

[ZoomZ]

i sent Vern a message...by courier.....he never checks whatsapp...he says there's no bliksem chance Alsi goes back over 48074 again tonight...

 

Not .."while he's in f.kken. charge on alsi..." and ..he "..IS f.kken in charge of alsi...last time I checked I was absolutely f#kken in charge of alsi..".

 

ok Vern we believe you. never believe vern unless he says he wants  all your rum at an eastrand jol.

[ZoomZ]

check 48074...no man

[ZoomZ]

check when you read this post again we'll ..alsi will be at 48074...check.

[ZoomZ]

check back at 48074....vern never lies...never tells the truth but never lies...

 

...Had a case of ayhuasca on Friday night ....sheesh does this  stuff ever wear off...i'm sitting in my baby car chair....buckled up trading alsi....nothing on the screen moves..is it just me or is everything also k.a.k there with you....alsi back at 48074. c'mon...you kidding me.

 

[ZoomZ]

i sent him the 47600 price card...he says fenks...says he'll stick it up before 5.30..or wednesday 5.30... great..fenks the Vern..never been good with timing.

[ZoomZ]

wassa matta...vernon koekemoer called ...in charge of alsi again today...says they cant find the 48080 alsi price card..so we stuck st 48074..sheesh......been here for 1 hour

Edited by ZoomZ, 19 October 2015 - 04:48 PM.

[ZoomZ]

took two bets...odds were so bad against boks victory ...after france thrashing....odds widened....so I bought them to win....

 

dont look at tomorrow through the rear view window of yesterday. surprise surprise....coming.

 

hey..I'm an arbitrage expert..a swing trader....boks looked cheap... bought them too.

 

alsi....jy maak my.....jou ma se "....dis lekker op die rots by die see.."

Edited by ZoomZ, 19 October 2015 - 04:43 PM.

[ZoomZ]

oh my word well done bokke...sorry I bet against you...heart with the bokke..money with the welsh...pleasure to pay the bookee...doubled up loss against All blacks.

[ZoomZ]

bleddi alsi daily chart...weak but not ready to fall IMO...histogram has rectified itself so much so that it can rally daily up to 1000 points...coincide with dow towards 17800....concerned short at the momo.

 

Zoomz sticks more 9inch nails in Zoomz'z Alsi doll. Yar

[ZoomZ]

im a massive gold bull with the end of the USD scenario of course...but Im allso a trader...slightly Short ZAR/USD and Short gold right here.

 

tight stops

good trade so far...super stuff..

Rand getting long stroked short term...gold getting trimmed for growth spurt.

[ZoomZ]

alsi climbing like a Wild Haggis agen..leaving holes ..steps as she climbs....the wil close..

 

u dudes know what a wild haggis is huh...a wild haggis is a little creature from Scortish Highlands....

 

Has one long and one short leg....for running round and round the Scortish hills...conveniently ..efficiently..with efficacy....Haggis head perfectly steady as legs compensate for contour slope perfectly....short left leg high-side....long right leg low side of slope..round and round..

 

Well alsi climbs price like a haggis...only problem is long leg steps up.. short leg misses price by 10 points...long leg steps up ...short leg misses price by 10 points..Haggis steps always close...good luck..over n out..roger that.

[ZoomZ]

Alsi alsi alsi thats a good girl...good luck over n out.

[ZoomZ]

I get it Alsi stuck in reverse gear... effing leaner drivers...metals not supportive...sure ZAR  slightly bottoming ST...but ...GO ...ahem...alsi go down now. fenks

[ZoomZ]

holi peloni i'm from benoni...

 

ek is back in Mnzansi..2 months in S America...Latam...now craving to hear akrikaans and see Jack Sparows chick...oh its good to be back...man what a country....smell that...clean..sexy..cape  town..mmmmm. ...dudes we were  on the plane with Bafanna Banana's..the SA soccer team dudes..what a cool bunch..man they crushed Honduracil and Costa Plenty ..last week...these 2 teams were  in the WOrld Cup and the bafanas beat them i heard ....super stuff man ..super stuff...mzansi for sure..

dudes dudes its not all good news...I am walking into "no goods to declare"....at Oliver's  Mamba International......" Looking all sweet for smooth entry.....Gattaca style...retinas bleeding but fine..

Normally from brasil u gotta declare ur chicks cos they hot dudes...those sniffferdogs ...that check South American passengers, cant  leave them alone either..." sheesh...little spaniel..
Anyway who do I bump into ....Vernon Koekemoer dudes...dressed in immigration togs...full metal jackass....medals and all ...this dude is all over immigration power and control sat morning on our landing..."He's ampted....

My pants bulge.....at the back....It starts...

"Ek is in Charge!!! He belows through those cheesy granite halls...
"Kom die F@k over hier ..." I hear shouted from the corner of my blood shot eyes...(holi benonoi dudes yo yo  dudes rum is free on SAA...F@K! ....I'm flying SAA agen...n those chicks....servin rum n cokes n raisins...definitely bliksem I'm flying SAA agen."
He says he was tole by a mate to check out the interwweb page Zoomz Trading Bedspread...on TimeShareChat.,co.za.. sumfin or udder.........


anyway dudes vernon treks me laaik strongly into the interruption room.."supposed to be interogation room I tune him .."....dudes chaainas ... Vern slaps the cunstable next to him... ...
"Piet u tole me is die f@kken interupption room .." he shouts at the learner immigration officer..Holi bezonkers...my daughter is killing herself...not literally..my wife thinks we back at a bar in  Brasil..

But man Vern is pissed......he  screaming at this young immigration tufffi ..full on...

" You tuning and u tubing me K.a.k. on the interweb..." he screams at me..

 

"Dont u knows the  interweb is mine...all mine .. you zobb" he honks..
I'm effing shaking dudes...I never been this close to the Vern...its  exhilirating ..i love it..

 

"How was your flight he  asks..." Good grief I'm confused and on edge..loving it..

"Got any dinky bacardi rum bottles.." he asks me......'No but  I got a 12 pack of Brasilian Brahmas ..it yours"....throwing them at him.
Man Vern hugs me .....Vern's got the Spaniel all handcuffed....smooth entry afterall.
we cruise through 'Nothing to Declare"
AYar All good to be home. Gort Vern's email address says he's on dial up  but  check his email every month.

Why oh why  is alsi going up. I am short...dow wants higher but I am short...reclamatizing but going well. Sauvignin Blanc. Merry Christmas everyone. I already got and bought all my presents....and voided the rush.